she was so not down for the gang bang
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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