I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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