Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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