YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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