Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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