youre lurking in front of me
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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