We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My breasts were aching with rage.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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