I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
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At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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