do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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