Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Randomize