Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
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God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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