There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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