Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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