sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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