bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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