thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
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I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
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