So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Hey! you should come over!
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