I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
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Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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