Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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