I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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