the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
operation have a gay friend backfired
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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