arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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