I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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