we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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