If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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