For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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