Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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