he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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