it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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