So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
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What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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