Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong