I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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