So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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