all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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