I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
