Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Slut skills are useful in every country.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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