all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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