never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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