Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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