This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
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He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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