what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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