Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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