ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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