Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
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He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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