So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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