I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
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just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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