he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Randomize