Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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