Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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