On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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