Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
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Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
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I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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