My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Alive.
So much puke
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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