She is in my trunk
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
