Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
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I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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