Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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