He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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