Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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