It's like God shit irony all over that family
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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