so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
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I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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