Buhtt sex?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I think your dad took our porno
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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