Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
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We had to coat check the pizza.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
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Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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